|The Hot List
||[Mar. 2nd, 2007|10:30 pm]
No, I'm not talking about "Waxim's" Hot 100 with Hot Faces and Hot Bods. (That's my self-declared encyclopedia of hot people. I'm tired of seeing Justin and Ashton at the top of every list. We need some REAL hot men Okay.)|
I've already been through 29 pages of "the official hot guy thread" at smosh.com (Don't ask. ADHD. I was just looking at shirts and saw the link and was like Oooh! I like Hot Guy Threads.)
And I have 20 MORE pages to go. And I'm not going to register on the site. So blog, with commentary on the people that are being posted.
Josh Hartnett - Blah, overrated. Okay. Eyebrows a little iffy. A little too beefy for his baby face.
Pharrell - 5 stars. He's also in Hot faces and Hot bods. Ooh baby, DDS.
Axel Rose - Wtf. Ew NO.
Channing Tatum - UGLY. I don't see where the hype is. Face is horrible.
Emo Kid - He has really pretty eyes. And doesn't look like a girl. -thumbs up-
Tyson Ritter - Who is this? His eyes are GORGEOUS. edit: All American Rejects -__-;;. Still has HOT eyes.
Sid Vicious - Woah. Woah...WOAH. Hot. Should I dislike him because his symbol is a swastika and he died of heroine overdose at age 21 and really couldn't play the bass? Yes, I probably should. (But he's still hot. And he died for Nancy...Kind of not really lol? Well I like punk rock romeo and juliet SO BAM!)
Ashton Kutcher - No.
Kaka - o_o Hot? Brazilians are hot so yeah.
Cristano Ronaldo - Oh dear God. Where have you been all my life?
Jonathan Rhys Meyers - ...Actually hot. His eyes scare me though. He looks like the psycho kid in my complex...Yes. Hot, but questionable personality from appearance.
Anthony Kiedis - Just keep your long, dark hair man. ;] And don't lose your voice. Hot!
James Franco - No, not really. (Spiderman guy)...Yeah some good photos but not hot.
Sean Williams Scott - Eww No. I don't even like his character in the movie. =X
Robert De Niro - .........................................................
AFI lead singer - No. No no no no (Bassist, possibly. Singer No)
Bam Margera - AWESOME personality, but not especially hot. Don Vito on the other hand...
Chad Michael Murray - Kind of bland. Has his hot aspects.
McFly - Some British band, which means HOT accents. Dougie is pretty hot.
Zach Braff - I'm basically in love with him. But not really HOT.
"Hot Shawn" - Some random guy. He has cankles = NOT
Johnny Depp - Nope. Don't really see it.
Jared Leto - YES YES YES.
Chris Evans - Also a YES.
Brendan Urie/Ryan Ross - No. I don't like their noses/faces....
Abercrombie Models - Overrated. Bodies aren't everything.
Ken - He's number one in my book ;]
Jesse McCartney - He's evolved into slightly hot. I didn't like him at first in Summerland but he's actually hott-ish now.
Some Guy who i need to find out his name - HOTHTTOTHOTHOTTTTTTTTT
Jack Black - EW?
Mana - Hot GUYS. kthnx. (He is the PRIME example of cross dressing).
Gackt - Pretty, not hot.
Paolo Nutini - Oooh. I was just looking up pictures of him the other day. Quite a looker! Good song too! Thumbs up!
Dr. Phil - Oh lord.
Haley Joel Osment - No....I mean he was already No. But I look at him and I see his little sister. Weiirrrd.
Hal Sparks - Sure. He's decent. He's comedic. He wins.
Kill Hannah - It's a really cool pictures, but they probably look like CRAP without make up. No good.
Jake Gyllenhal - Blah. Nothing special. Is it just me, or does he look like Tobey Maguire? (Maybe a hotter version of Tobey, but they look alike!)
Brendan Fraser - No thanks. No thanks definately.
Sleeping Emo Kid - Hot.
Al Pacino - Nahhhh. Not seeing it
Wang Leehom - Um. Not at all.
Bob Saget - .....No? Duh.
Han Solo - No thanks.
Tom Welling - Cute. Pretty darn cute. Not especially hot though. He has gorgeous eyes! And he's tall, so that's a plus!
Blah blah blah lot's of ugly men from movies made in 1739
Dave Beckham - Come on. THAT is a given. (So apparently I'm into soccer players. Niiice)
Orlando Bloom - DEFINATLY. Especially in Kingdom of Heaven. I bought that movie just because he's in it. And I love him in it and I watch it just to see him in it xD
Hayden Christenson - Yeah, no. Not seeing the hot factor...
Emo Kid with too much eyeliner - No. Go was your face poopie.
A Gerard Way wannabe - Go cut your hair and dye it brown. You are too pale and chubby for that. Gerard Way looks WAY better with blonde hair anyway. Everyone (who wants his old look) should follow in suit with short, spiky, blonde hair.
Adam Brody - Not at all. I've seen WAY better. Jake Gyllenhall is hotter than Adam Brody.
An Australian guy who played on Xena - Wow. I've never seen a more square head. Wait that's a lie. Gumby.
Takeshi Kaneshiro - WOAH. Hot Japanese alert.
Borat - ...yeah...WAIT WAIT WAIT. Sacha Cohen (or whatever) IS actually hot. The REAL guy, not Borat. Yes. Sacha, thumbs up!
Jay Chou - Ewww. No
Rupert Grint (Ron) - COME ON. That is NOT hot at all.
Daniel Ratcliff - No thank you to this also. But he does have nice eyes.
Michael Vartan - I wish I could remember what movie he was in. I know I thought he was hot in the movie...
Pete Wentz - A TRUE Emo. No thanks. Not especially hot, or cute, and no time for emotional boys. No time for emotional anyone.
-2 pages left! YAY! =D-
Some guy eating a spoon full of mayonaise - I just barfed in my mouth a little.
Zac Efron - Once again, gorgeous eyes. Blah everything else. And can he really sing? Part of me wants to think it wasn't really his voice in HSM...Can't remember....Oh. His skin complexion is nice though!
Keneau Reeves - EWWWW.EWEWEW.
Some ugly guy with the person who posted it saying "am I the only one to find him attractive?" - Yes. Yes you are.
Some girls BF - Holy WOAH. HOT. HOT HOT
Some other non-famous guy who looks like Paolo Nutini - Two Hotties in a row. Thank the beef gods. @3@
AND ....1 hour later...I AM DONE!
Yay! I love hot people!